Don't hurt your spleen!!
Son (via chat): Mom says you have to feed me today.
Me: I promise to feed you, but if you start feeling a little light headed, feel free to feed yourself. (He's 15 afterall...)
Son: Alright, but if I die, it is on your head.
Me: If you die it will effect more than my head. I will hurt in my head, my heart and in my spleen too.
Son: Your spleen?!?! I'd better not die in that case. Don't want you to have a hurt spleen.